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July 24, 2012

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MIDNIGHT SNACKS It’s late. You’re hungry. Feel free to climb out of bed and raid the fridge, but hurry back, because I guarantee you’re not gonna find anything as delicious as my pussy. THE TOILET SEAT Put that shit down. Always. Nobody wants to see the splatter of your bodily fluids. NO MATTER HOW EARLY IN THE MORNING, WE WILL ALWAYS DRIVE EACH OTHER TO THE AIRPORT. As far as I’m concerned, that should be in the wedding vows. A…

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