Yoga is stupid. I hate yoga. Yoga is only for those preppie vegetarian bookish arsewholes who don’t really have a life and who like to have something in their life to brag about. It has been proven…somewhere…that yoga causes cancer and heart disease. I feel all yogatarians should be gathered up, a catchy emblem sewn on their clothing for all to see, and then either placed in concentration camps, electrocuted or possibly tazered to death by the corrupt police forces of the third world nations. -Just sayin’-
this post is really entertaining, and accurate to boot. like jeeem i too used to think yoga was lame. until i tried it. believe it or not it is a very difficult exercise program and very useful for improving both flexability and balance.
so anyway i will get off my soapbox. but i would like to leave yall with a link to a video i saw today about how yoga changed a mans life.
beautiful illustrations that look remarkably accurate to the alignments of the pose…just beautiful! i’ve been doing yoga for many years and i’m still learning about what it even is and what it means to me. yoga, i think, is a multi-faceted discipline that addresses the health and balance of the the mind, body, and spirit, physically and energetically. the asana component of yoga is just one component of a comprehensive system. most people, myself included, mostly practice this component. i can be an self-righteous, asshole too btw, in case that didn’t come across
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Yoga is stupid. I hate yoga. Yoga is only for those preppie vegetarian bookish arsewholes who don’t really have a life and who like to have something in their life to brag about. It has been proven…somewhere…that yoga causes cancer and heart disease. I feel all yogatarians should be gathered up, a catchy emblem sewn on their clothing for all to see, and then either placed in concentration camps, electrocuted or possibly tazered to death by the corrupt police forces of the third world nations. -Just sayin’-
hahah
This is really cool and funny!
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Yoga is cool. and you know why Yoga is cool?
if your girlfriend does Yoga-
you’re gonna have a GREAT time!
@Jeeem did you forget your medications? or your brain?
Jeeem just always gets upset when he sees woman in skimpy cloths it reminds him of things he’ll never see or do.
this post is really entertaining, and accurate to boot. like jeeem i too used to think yoga was lame. until i tried it. believe it or not it is a very difficult exercise program and very useful for improving both flexability and balance.
so anyway i will get off my soapbox. but i would like to leave yall with a link to a video i saw today about how yoga changed a mans life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qX9FSZJu448
maybe this might change a few opinions about yoga.
Too funny, wish one of them was Yoda doing the yoga moves.
When I was in jail many years ago in Minneapolis they took away my yoga book because they thought I would use it on the guards.
beautiful illustrations that look remarkably accurate to the alignments of the pose…just beautiful! i’ve been doing yoga for many years and i’m still learning about what it even is and what it means to me. yoga, i think, is a multi-faceted discipline that addresses the health and balance of the the mind, body, and spirit, physically and energetically. the asana component of yoga is just one component of a comprehensive system. most people, myself included, mostly practice this component. i can be an self-righteous, asshole too btw, in case that didn’t come across