{"id":117862,"date":"2015-04-08T12:59:11","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T12:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=117862"},"modified":"2015-04-08T12:59:11","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T12:59:11","slug":"youre-all-just-jealous-of-my-jetpack-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=117862","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/66.media.tumblr.com\/ccc80bc0d4fbe72eaea31729c3d71ca7\/tumblr_nm4ka5mbQ51rwkrdbo1_1280.jpg?resize=800%2C516&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"800\" height=\"516\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/p>\n<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/myjetpack.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> TOM GAULD<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"tumblr-crosspostr-linkback\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=60856\" title=\"Go to the original post.\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">You\u2019re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack<\/a> was originally published on <a href=\"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Curious Brain<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by TOM GAULD You\u2019re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack was originally published on The Curious Brain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[481],"class_list":["post-117862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-other-stuff","tag-comics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":60856,"url":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=60856","url_meta":{"origin":117862,"position":0},"title":"You\u2019re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack","author":"thebrainbehind","date":"08\/04\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"by TOM GAULD","rel":"","context":"In &quot;all other stuff&quot;","block_context":{"text":"all other stuff","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/41.media.tumblr.com\/ccc80bc0d4fbe72eaea31729c3d71ca7\/tumblr_nm4ka5mbQ51rwkrdbo1_1280.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/41.media.tumblr.com\/ccc80bc0d4fbe72eaea31729c3d71ca7\/tumblr_nm4ka5mbQ51rwkrdbo1_1280.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/41.media.tumblr.com\/ccc80bc0d4fbe72eaea31729c3d71ca7\/tumblr_nm4ka5mbQ51rwkrdbo1_1280.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/41.media.tumblr.com\/ccc80bc0d4fbe72eaea31729c3d71ca7\/tumblr_nm4ka5mbQ51rwkrdbo1_1280.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":121058,"url":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=121058","url_meta":{"origin":117862,"position":1},"title":"Do not be jealous of my awesomeness","author":"thebrainbehind","date":"04\/09\/2014","format":false,"excerpt":"via garfield.com Do not be jealous of my awesomeness was originally published on The Curious Brain","rel":"","context":"In &quot;all other stuff&quot;","block_context":{"text":"all other stuff","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"unnamed","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thecuriousbrain.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/unnamed.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":33956,"url":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=33956","url_meta":{"origin":117862,"position":2},"title":"Jetpack","author":"thebrainbehind","date":"16\/10\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 llustration by\u00a0Philipp Igumnov\u00a0 via heyoscarwilde","rel":"","context":"In &quot;images&quot;","block_context":{"text":"images","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?cat=6"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lx96897BQY1qa0q13o1_500.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":34104,"url":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=34104","url_meta":{"origin":117862,"position":3},"title":"emergencycompliment","author":"thebrainbehind","date":"24\/10\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Your hair looks great today. 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