{"id":123930,"date":"2012-04-11T12:31:34","date_gmt":"2012-04-11T12:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=123930"},"modified":"2012-04-11T12:31:34","modified_gmt":"2012-04-11T12:31:34","slug":"if-darth-vader-had-been-a-good-father-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=123930","title":{"rendered":"If Darth Vader had been a good father&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net\/photo\/3788075_700b.jpg?resize=616%2C7296\" alt=\"\" width=\"616\" height=\"7296\" \/><br \/>\nVia <a href=\"http:\/\/9gag.com\/gag\/3788075\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">9gag<\/a>  A big thanks to Dimitri for bringing this to my attention. More star wars<a href=\"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?s=star+wars\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> here <\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"tumblrize-permalink\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=30614\" title=\"Go to original post at The Curious Brain\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Original Article<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via 9gag A big thanks to Dimitri for bringing this to my attention. More star wars here Original Article<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[493],"class_list":["post-123930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-other-stuff","tag-tumblrize"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}