{"id":124241,"date":"2012-03-15T20:14:46","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T20:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=124241"},"modified":"2012-03-15T20:14:46","modified_gmt":"2012-03-15T20:14:46","slug":"things-ive-said-to-my-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=124241","title":{"rendered":"Things I&#8217;ve Said To My Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal05\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-19929-1331777622-200.jpg?resize=563%2C750\" alt=\"\" width=\"563\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/web03\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-4189-1331777561-3.jpg?resize=563%2C750\" alt=\"\" width=\"563\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal05\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-19929-1331777687-205.jpg?resize=563%2C750\" alt=\"\" width=\"563\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/web04\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-10179-1331777733-131.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/web05\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-26591-1331777773-17.jpg?resize=563%2C422\" alt=\"\" width=\"563\" height=\"422\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/web03\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-4213-1331777801-6.jpg?resize=625%2C833\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"833\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/terminal05\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-19909-1331777839-241.jpg?resize=625%2C469\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/web03\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-4189-1331777866-8.jpg?resize=625%2C833\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"833\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s3-ak.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/web03\/2012\/3\/14\/22\/enhanced-buzz-4191-1331777895-4.jpg?resize=625%2C469\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Created by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nripperger\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nathan Ripperger&rsquo;s<\/a> and based on things he&rsquo;s actually said to his children \ud83d\ude42 Via<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ashleytalong\/things-ive-said-to-my-children-hpz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> buzzfeed!<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"tumblrize-permalink\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=29939\" title=\"Go to original post at The Curious Brain\" rel=\"bookmark noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Original Article<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Created by Nathan Ripperger&rsquo;s and based on things he&rsquo;s actually said to his children \ud83d\ude42 Via buzzfeed! 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