{"id":21599,"date":"2011-05-26T08:52:59","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T06:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=21599"},"modified":"2022-01-02T22:04:28","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T20:04:28","slug":"people-of-walmart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=21599","title":{"rendered":"People of Walmart"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"922\" height=\"519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/77LNBK8jZZg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/>Big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box &#8230; Jessica Frech wrote this hilarious song for the people of Walmart! Make sure that you read the rest of the entry for the the rest of the lyrics \ud83d\ude42<br \/><br \/>Big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box<br \/>Hot dog, puppeteer, smiley shorts, swipe right here<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Tom Hanks, pet goat, belt buckle, Joseph&#8217;s coat<br \/>Jelly fish, call girl, prison mate, gonna hurl<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Skin cap, vanilla chip, pony tail, pirate ship<br \/>No shirt, no shoes, opps I took a poop<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spiderman, back boobs, bumble bee, bad tubes<br \/>Metal creep, hipster creep, little bo peep lost her sheep<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chorus 1<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Verse 2<br \/>Jamie Fox, Santa Clause, Woodstock, butt floss<br \/>Man dress, Mother Goose, mullet time, car got loose<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scary fruit, day care, twilight, Kentucky hair<br \/>Campout, fishing line, golden girls, too much wine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pedicure, race fan, horse mane, ladies&#8217; man<br \/>Where&#8217;s my shirt, where&#8217;s my nurse, Masters of The Universe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bay Watch, rubber band, moonshine, wonderland<br \/>Bozo, hang low, Rocky Picture Horror Show<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chorus 2<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Verse 3<br \/>Man purse, milk shake, skid row, beer break<br \/>Uni tard, Lean Cuisine, fire sale, 80s dream<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bieber&#8217;s dad, camo crack, body flag, biscuit back<br \/>Tramp stamp, checkout line, Civil War, danger sign<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bathing suite, Grateful Dead, booty bomb, wide spread<br \/>Long hair, health care, Victoria Secret&#8217;s worst nightmare<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Daniel Boone, Pucker pup, Dr. Scholl&#8217;s, grow up<br \/>Half sale, rib sale, tailgater total fail<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chorus 3<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Break<br \/>Where people are accepted for who they are<br \/>No ones gonna stop them from following their heart<br \/>If Sam were alive he would make you his choice<br \/>So stand up now and smile and rejoice<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chorus 4<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Verse 4<br \/>Mr. T, Flava Flav, not sure, white slave<br \/>Workout, rump roast, sailor moon, hairy ghost<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cupcake, caveman, beer run, soda fan<br \/>Ripped pants, onesie, lion boy, snuggie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meat isle, Huck Finn, beautifail, too much skin<br \/>Gonna cry, gonna die, gonna jungle bunny ride<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moth attack, board game, hangin out, no shame<br \/>Squeeze play, NRA, I have no more to say<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chorus 5<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts<br \/>These are the people of Walmart<br \/>Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box &#8230; Jessica Frech wrote this hilarious song for the people of Walmart! 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