{"id":29791,"date":"2012-03-12T12:51:40","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T10:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=29791"},"modified":"2012-03-12T12:51:40","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T10:51:40","slug":"willy-wonka-you-get-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=29791","title":{"rendered":"Willy Wonka You Get Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"922\" height=\"519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/L6R86SXL1pI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><br \/>\nGrandpa Joe and Charlie wonder when they&#8217;re gonna get a lifetime supply of chocolate. Without skipping a beat, Willy Wonka tells them both exactly what they&#8217;re gonna get. Epic beats by <a href=\"http:\/\/srslysirius.com\/\"> SrslySirius<\/a>. Via the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thehighdefinite.com\/2012\/03\/srslysirius-willy-wonka-you-get-nothing-remix\/\"> highdefinite <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandpa Joe and Charlie wonder when they&#8217;re gonna get a lifetime supply of chocolate. Without skipping a beat, Willy Wonka tells them both exactly what they&#8217;re gonna get. Epic beats by SrslySirius. Via the highdefinite<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sounds","category-virals"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":124308,"url":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=124308","url_meta":{"origin":29791,"position":0},"title":"Willy Wonka You Get Nothing","author":"thebrainbehind","date":"12\/03\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/youtu.be\/L6R86SXL1pI Grandpa Joe and Charlie wonder when they\u2019re gonna get a lifetime supply of chocolate. 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