{"id":58807,"date":"2015-03-04T14:54:28","date_gmt":"2015-03-04T12:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=58807"},"modified":"2015-03-04T15:40:03","modified_gmt":"2015-03-04T13:40:03","slug":"everybody-has-a-job-besides-me-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=58807","title":{"rendered":"everybody has a job besides me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thecuriousbrain.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/do_it_for_her_01.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-58808\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thecuriousbrain.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/do_it_for_her_01.jpg?resize=438%2C332\" alt=\"do_it_for_her_01\" width=\"438\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thecuriousbrain.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/do_it_for_her_01.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, 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for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh the irony \ud83d\ude42 Tell me why I should work for 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