{"id":7396,"date":"2010-03-08T11:27:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T09:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=7396"},"modified":"2010-03-08T11:31:23","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T09:31:23","slug":"papierkrieg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/?p=7396","title":{"rendered":"Papierkrieg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9491180&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/9491180\">Papierkrieg<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user3184043\">Makaio Tisu<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could tell you more about this  fantastic video<del datetime=\"2010-03-08T09:24:56+00:00\"> but unfortunately I do not speak the language!<\/del> Problem solved \u00a0\ud83d\ude42 I just found a translation so read the rest of the entry and see what  the little kids are saying!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Papierkrieg means is means \u201cred tape\u201d in English, but a word-to-word translation would be \u201cpaper war\u201d.<br \/>\n(Thanks to Heldt via\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/geeksaresexy.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">geeksaresexy.net<\/a> for that)<\/p>\n<p>But now mine:<br \/>\nGerman:<br \/>\nBoy: Mein Flieger ist der Beste auf der ganzen Welt. Der hat sogar n D\u00fcsenantrieb!<br \/>\nGirl: Meiner hat daf\u00fcr eine Superkanone, die Feuerb\u00e4lle schie\u00dfen kann.<br \/>\nBoy: Meiner wehrt sie mit seinem Tennisschl\u00e4ger ab.<br \/>\nGirl: Meiner bruzzelt dich dann mit dem Flammenwerfer!<br \/>\nBoy: Macht garnix, der hat unzerst\u00f6rbar-lack.<br \/>\nGirl: Wenn dich meine Killerbienenarmee angreift, hast du aber nix mehr zu lachen.<br \/>\nBoy: Aber ich hab doch einen Blumenstrau\u00df.<br \/>\nGirl: ?<br \/>\nBoy: Mit fleischfressenden Pflanzen!<br \/>\nGirl: S\u00e4ureregen!<br \/>\nBoy: Schutzschirm.<br \/>\nGirl: Monsterh\u00e4cksler.<br \/>\nBoy: Suppenl\u00f6ffel!<br \/>\nGirl: Schrotflinte!<br \/>\nBoy: Spinnennetz.<br \/>\nGirl: Hammer!<br \/>\nBoy: Spinnen-boter!<br \/>\nGirl: Atombombe!<\/p>\n<p>English:<br \/>\nBoy: My Airplane is the best one in the whole world. It even has a Jetengine!<br \/>\nGirl: Mine has a supercannon, which shoots fireballs!<br \/>\nBoy: Mine deflects them with a tennis racket.<br \/>\nGirl: Mine grills you with the flamethrower!<br \/>\nBoy: Nothing happened, it has indestructo-paint!<br \/>\nGirl: When my Army of Killer bees attacks, what will you be laughin&#8217; at?<br \/>\nBoy: But i got a bouquet<br \/>\nGirl: ?<br \/>\nBoy: &#8230; of carnivorous plants!<br \/>\nGirl: Acidic rain!<br \/>\nBoy: Protective Umbrella!<br \/>\nGirl: Gigantic shredder!<br \/>\nBoy: Soup spoon.<br \/>\nGirl: Shotgun!<br \/>\nBoy: Spiderweb.<br \/>\nGirl: Hammer!<br \/>\nBoy: Spider-bot!<br \/>\nGirl: Atomic Bomb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Papierkrieg from Makaio Tisu on Vimeo. I wish I could tell you more about this fantastic video but unfortunately I do not speak the language! Problem solved \u00a0\ud83d\ude42 I just found a translation so read the rest of the entry and see what the little kids are saying!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[193],"tags":[439],"class_list":["post-7396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos","tag-3d-animation"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7396"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7400,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7396\/revisions\/7400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecuriousbrain.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}