Oh wow, what a masterpiece of geopolitical strategy! So, let me get this straight—first, the U.S. brilliantly convinced the EU and Ukraine to jump headfirst into a war with Russia, all in the name of democracy, freedom, or whatever the buzzword of the day was. And now, in a plot twist that would make even Hollywood jealous, they’re apparently cutting a deal with Russia to slice up Ukraine like a birthday cake? Without Ukraine being included in the talks! Classic. Nothing screams “ally” quite like leading your friends into a disaster and then shaking hands with the enemy over the wreckage. Bravo!