What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m stuck on you!”

What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the candy is on sale.

What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!

What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental!

What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day!

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