Let’s not sugarcoat it.
The world’s being run by people who shouldn’t be trusted with a toaster, let alone a government. And we’re all living in the group project of history where the dumbest kid somehow became team leader — again.
But how did we get here? And more importantly, what happens when the fools take the wheel and rip out the brakes?
Welcome to the Idiotocracy
Facts? Optional.
Science? “Just a theory.”
Experts? Elitists.
Now your cousin who failed high school biology is giving TED Talks on TikTok about vaccines, geopolitics, and how the moon landing was a hoax.
In the Idiotocracy, reality is whatever gets the most engagement. Truth doesn’t matter — only vibes do.
They don’t lead — they perform.
Every crisis is a photo op. Every speech is a soundbite. Every decision is run through a PR filter and covered in hashtags.
Actual policy? Boring.
Much easier to wrap incompetence in nationalism and stage-manage it like a halftime show — minus the talent.
Why fix a system when you can gut it and sell the parts?
They don’t understand how government, justice, education, or healthcare work — and more importantly, they don’t care. Bureaucracy becomes a playground. Law turns into suggestion. Checks and balances? Rebranded as “red tape.”
We built systems to protect ourselves from tyranny. They’re now held together by duct tape and denial.
Global warming? Ban plastic straws.
Inequality? Tell people to hustle harder.
Education crisis? Fire the teachers and start a podcast.
They slap Band-Aids on bullet wounds, then pat themselves on the back for being “solution-oriented.” Oversimplification isn’t a bug — it’s the entire operating system.
Can’t fix it? Blame someone.
Immigrants. Minorities. Journalists. Scientists. The Illuminati. Take your pick.
When your toolbox is empty, you reach for torches and pitchforks. Fear is easier to sell than facts — and division is the only real skill they have.
The smart people leave. Or worse, they stay and get quiet.
You can’t out-shout stupid. So the scientists step down, the journalists ( the ones that actually do their work )burn out, and the innovators go build crypto startups in bunkers. What’s left? A leadership echo chamber filled with an army of loyal idiots who are as clueless as they are confident.
It’s not just brain drain — it’s a brain evacuation.
We’ve seen this movie before — authoritarianism, economic collapse, mass disinformation. But to learn from history, you have to read it.
And these people don’t read.
So they charge headfirst into disasters we’ve already mapped. Same flames. New hashtags.
You don’t beat idiocy with politeness.
You beat it with clarity. With resistance. With truth spoken louder than the noise.
You speak. You think. You demand better — not perfect, just better than the circus we’ve built around the bonfire of common sense.
Because when idiots rule the world, the only hope left… is that the rest of us remember what smart used to look like — and fight like hell to bring it back
