Who needs spies when you’ve got Signal? So apparently idiots can also rule entire countries now, not just companies!

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, once a vocal critic of mishandling classified info, now starring in ‘Texts of Our Lives.’ …And Vice President JD Vance, expressing disdain for ‘bailing Europe out again’ while planning strikes that predominantly benefit European trade routes.

Truly, the Trump administration is redefining ‘open government’—one accidental group chat at a time.